A cascade of AI failures destroyed two years of trust in a single quarter. Regulators intervened. Customers left. A parliamentary select committee used the phrase "egregious negligence" three times. A journalist coined the term "AgentGate". The agents are offline. The lawyers are very much online. Your LinkedIn profile is set to private. The printer, Gerald, has written a haiku about hubris.
"The full findings will be published following the conclusion of the investigation." — The Regulator